Thursday, 13 September 2012

The story of a Crow

I was sitting on a verandah one afternoon when a couple of beautiful crow pass by, probably on their way to a lunch date. They decided that the coconut tree is the best place to 'rest' and spy for food from the nearby campers tent.

So, they chit chatted:

Crookkk, crookkk, crookkk, crookkk (Meaning: do you think we can steal food from these campers?)

He & She: Let see. Oh no, we've got sniper watching!

He: Are you sure that sniper guy can do any harm?

She: Yes! Let's just get out of here.
He: (giggles) No, I think he likes us.
She: I said let's go. He's pointing his gun at you!

He: You go ahead. I'll take care of things.

 (thinking hard)

 (3 hours later) He: Hrmmm, thay guy can't stop admiring me

He: Let's give him something worth watching

"Did you see that, sniper guy?"

"I'm off. Please take care of my sh**"