I was sitting on a verandah one afternoon when a couple of beautiful crow pass by, probably on their way to a lunch date. They decided that the coconut tree is the best place to 'rest' and spy for food from the nearby campers tent.
So, they chit chatted:
So, they chit chatted:
Crookkk, crookkk, crookkk, crookkk (Meaning: do you think we can steal food from these campers?)
He & She: Let see. Oh no, we've got sniper watching!
He: Are you sure that sniper guy can do any harm?
She: Yes! Let's just get out of here.
He: (giggles) No, I think he likes us.
She: I said let's go. He's pointing his gun at you!
He: You go ahead. I'll take care of things.
(thinking hard)
(3 hours later) He: Hrmmm, thay guy can't stop admiring me
He: Let's give him something worth watching
"Did you see that, sniper guy?"
"I'm off. Please take care of my sh**"
THE END
